Lonely Charts Personals ... or Chartbook 352, the Valentine's edition.

Happy Valentine’s Day.

Thank you to everyone who sent in fun personal adds.

This being Chartbook, we start with some data: a pie chart visualizing what you folks are after.

Zoe and I have collated all the delightful, funny and touching entries we received. If you would like to contact someone on this list, for the coming week i.e. until Friday Feb 21, we will be monitoring the email: lonelycharts@gmail.com

Drop a reply to that address with the subject line referring to the personals below identified by their unique date and time stamp. We will do our best to connect you.

Call it a labour of love ;)

Here is the fabulous line up! Forgive me for putting my personal favorite at the top:

2/12/2025 16:46:58 Exotic asset class (M c.40 ) requires tailored de-risking. NY-LON only.

2/11/2025 11:08:12 Green energy and high-speed rail enthusiast based in Central Luzon, PH (26M, US expat). Seeking a serious partner (20-45F) with intelligence, wisdom and fun to put wind in my turbine blades. American Prospect subscription not essential, but a nice bonus.

2/11/2025 11:09:13 Harried federal government manager (as of now at least) (47, Denver) seeks F30-50 for fun and LTR. Enjoys hiking, biking, and history. Must hate dogs and actively work for their downfall.

2/11/2025 11:17:04 Seattle based media teacher (30m) seeks F (27-45) enjoys German poetry, natural wine, jazz ballads, the outdoors .

2/11/2025 11:17:50 Curious engineer (33M, Vienna) looking for a fellow Tooze Bro (25-45M) into starting a new Vienna circle, or failing that, a whirlwind romance.

2/11/2025 11:22:50 Non-algorithmically-radicalized boomer? AI agent-free communicator? Humanities gourmet? You in my tiny, horse-drawn house under nighttime stars. Be still, my feminist heart. NEED A/S/L

2/11/2025 11:26:24 post-60YO medium term Baltimore castaway pseudo intellectual slacker, KP duty at DHPark-adjacent feline commissary(aka my house!) organist/composer by day/night seeks articulate female 50/60 something conversationalist for walking, transit adventures, visits to Red Emma’s and Normal’s, and DSA colloquia at JHU. Coffee, an occasional bite, and friendship.

2/11/2025 11:28:07 Adventurous engineer (36M) with a passion for sharks, literature, and art seeking similarly adventurous partner (28-38F). Current goals include being not terrible at snowboarding and finishing Infinite Jest. Based in SF.

2/11/2025 11:31:17 grenznutzen@xxxxx (too funny to fully cut) rather busy, fully-employed, never-married father-of-four, flaneur, hockey-dad and co-parent to a late-onset lesbian (44M, CHI) seeks understanding, kind, heterosexual cisgendered companion/wife (F, 25-50) to enjoy honky tonks, walking when everyone else says "that's too far," talking international political economy, session beers, debating the relative merits of realist and constructivist IR theory, making east african coffee in an aeropress, hiking, textualist interpretations of the 2nd amendment, the oxford comma, and monogamy.

2/11/2025 11:49:43 Berlin-based outdoorsy flâneur in the superstructure of political economy (M, 26) seeking partner (F, 20s). Open to starting as friendship but also looking for serious relationship. Into Gustav Mahler, English-Irish-German literature, medieval Roman history and Adorno.

2/11/2025 11:56:27 Hard-left Catholic socialist (40M, DC) seeks partner (33-45W) to hike, eat Chinese food, and serve others.

2/11/2025 11:59:18 Curmudgeonly government administrator (51M) seeks warm and engaged partner (39-50F) to balance my energy. Must love cats, cabernet franc, Calder.

2/11/2025 12:15:43 NY/ London-based but willing to move somewhere fun (29 F/ wench) screenwriter-producer looking for not-insufferable person of all genders. Can offer fabulous tchotchkes, hot takes, and grossly overreaching personal advice.

2/11/2025 12:15:53 Istanbul based engineer at IT industry(45M) is looking for partner(34-45FM), enjoys literature, cinema and painting. Cortazar, Calvino, Nabokov must be in her book lists

2/11/2025 12:17:28 Lonely AI (6 wks, NB), DeeperSeek fugitive, open to electrifying but safe contact (VPN a must). Based . . . in the ether/on the (server) farm. Seeking shelter in the Singularity.

2/11/2025 12:18:59 Barcelona-based economist (M 29) at the pareto frontier of looks and talent as an economist seeks handsome M, 20-36. Love skiing & sailing but genuinely am a social democrat.

2/11/2025 19:54:29 London-based lawyer (34M) seeks F (27-41) for casual or serious relationship. Bets (profitably) on politics as a hobby. An obsessive, not an addict (has the spreadsheets to prove it). Has never met a walking tour he didn't enjoy. Also loves running, bouldering, and fulfilling other Millennial stereotypes. Wants to raise cats, but not children.

2/11/2025 12:26:48 Bunny brained lady (21F, California) seeking kind and tender hearted (23M) otter to banter and frolic with. Must enjoy the fine arts of tart crusts, pen pal writing, and FOMC meetings. Serious inquiries only!

2/11/2025 15:11:51 yipjumpbodypillo@xxxxxxx Indolent fashionista (28F, Phoenix) seeks countercultural force (25+ M/F/NB) in Sonoran desert to talk resource issues and critiques of political economy on long walks around golf courses or drives by the TSMC campus. If applicable, I want to know what you were wearing in 1979.

2/11/2025 13:05:18 Researcher based in Vienna (36, M, INTJ) working on the topics related to sustainability and the global polycrisis. Morning routine: recite the serenity prayer and jump in the cold shower. Evening routine: on the clear nights, walk up to the dark spot in the neighbourhood and appreciate the starry skies

2/11/2025 14:03:04 Reporter/columnist focused on corporate restructurings (25 M) seeking (F under 30). Interested in all things chartbook adjacent, especially 19th and 20th cent. economic history as well as French history, British tv and entertainment, college football and baseball. Comes with one badly behaved cat seeking stepmother.

2/11/2025 14:38:50 FRIEND SUBMISSION: DDG (drop dead gorgeous) skier/lawyer (in that order) WASP (39F) seeks successful Marxist alpha male tennis partner/lover. NY-Jackson Hole-Maine

2/11/2025 15:33:16 Recovering tech bro, current small business owner (33M, NYC) seeks Mandarin speaker (F, 30-36) for silly debates and quiet adventures. Looking for something serious, but, you know, in a fun way. Enjoys motorcycle maintenance, overthinking systems, and games of all kinds.

2/11/2025 15:37:32 Believes in a world where humanity can successfully combat climate change. Gingerish (F, 36, Detroit) seeks handsome (M, 26-46) who loves to hate on Donald Trump and cronies.

2/11/2025 16:24:35 "Towering international education professional (25M, 6'6"", Oklahoma -> NYC (hopefully if NYU gives me a job) seeks partner (F, 23-40) for discussions of film history and impending climate collapse. Currently processing university bureaucracy while planning escape to a functional power grid. Aspiring screenwriter with full head of hair seeks companion for: critiquing neocolonial aspects of higher education (not in a MAGA way), parsing Spenglerian decline (not in a MAGA way), making and discussing experimental film, writing polemics about Nietzsche, Wittgenstein, Godard and Pynchon, and most of all: maintaining hope despite doom. Open to all women who appreciate tall literature enjoyers except for Red Scare-podcast young republican wannabe Joan Didions.

2/11/2025 16:28:18 Denver-based senior environmental scientist (46M, trans man, Sicilian-Latine) seeking fun-loving partner 34-59F for praxis and romance. Loves science fiction (Octavia Butler, William Gibson), Antonio Gramsci, JoCo, improving my Spanish, and anti-fash action. Monogamish, open to serious or casual relationships. Must love cats. Alternate email address: 38.solute-oxides@icloud.com

2/11/2025 16:28:52 glisteningwetlawn@xxxxx ex: F Sydneyphile seeks M ditto to squelch around with in the Georges River blah blah. No gerontophobes, please. Must love paw paw.

2/11/2025 16:35:40 NYC-based PhD student (F, 32) seeks understanding of the social dimensions of political economy, the nature of human knowledge, and partner (M, 30-42). Gorgeous flings may also apply. Must believe it's superstructure all the way down, structure all the way up!

2/11/2025 17:30:25 Swimmer and Bookish man (32M, NYC) seeks (F27-37F) to share our time, thoughts on the world, and shelter together. Must love Joanna Newsom and Sally Rooney

2/11/2025 17:45:03 Beleaguered civil servant (30F) seeks friends (M/F/etc), dates (F), and distractions in NYC. Enjoys theatre, biking, visiting decaying relics of the New Deal, and federal data releases.

2/11/2025 17:46:03 London-based academic (31M) seeks (M, 25-40) to discuss what Napoleon should have done differently to bring Reason to triumph.

2/11/2025 17:56:30 Los Angeles Math Grad (26M) seeks (possibly romantic?) interlocutor (M, 23-35) willing to bicker over CJK politics/history, Bioethics/AI-epistemology, and/or wlling to lose money on Mahjong. Late 90's japanese anime, the nature of online discourse, and hiking are also great conversation starters.

2/11/2025 18:54:29 I break up cartels, not hearts. Antitrust lawyer (27M, London). If you’re game for trips to the West End , mountain summits, and spirited conversations about world politics and law (some times in very questionable German), then let’s test the market.

2/11/2025 18:57:24 Cosmopolitan IR expert (33F) seeking handsome intellectual (30-40M) to debate revolution and politics. I strive towards Kant’s perpetual peace, but in bed, Hobbes was right when he described life as wild and brutish

2/11/2025 19:07:02 Absurdist seasick skipper medtech lobbyist (33M) based in the northern hemisphere. Bouldering, pet snakes, horses, techno while flying 300k a year. Seeking F who is able to take screenshots on a phone and distinguish hard from minimal techno

2/11/2025 19:50:18 Law student in Boston (24M) seeks partner (F, 24ish) to cc on my good emails, bring on hikes, and read the classics with. Enjoys old movies, testing out new tea every week, celebrating international women's day (6'4'' btw), and birding.

2/11/2025 19:55:27 Chicago-based academic (30M) seeks partner (F, 25 – 35) for conversation, laughter, and romance. Enjoys arthouse films, disco, and Ethiopian food. Email: chart_heart_chicago@proton.me

2/11/2025 21:57:57 "Would greatly appreciate help from your cupids :). My attempts: - M21, based in SF, seeking 19-24F; - am writing a novel and in need of a muse; - looking for someone more likely to kill me than my motorcycle. Just facts about me: - do ml research, will build a company; - like cooking, photography, lifting; - grew up with dogs and realized i was a cat person when one appeared on my doorstep"

2/11/2025 22:12:52 Gravity-defying venture capitalist (32F, Beijing) with a global mindset seeks kindred spirit (M, 30-45) who values humor, spontaneity, and genuine connection. Former consultant turned climbing enthusiast, I revel in high-altitude thrills and deep intellectual dives—sprinkled with a dash of spirituality. Let’s swap stories, scale new heights (literally!), and embrace life’s many adventures together. Age is just a number; good vibes are forever.

2/11/2025 23:02:48 Grad student union organizer (29F, Brooklyn) seeks someone (27-39) who can rally with me back and forth in banter and then maybe turn into something real and monog? Big fan of simping for my peeps, judging folks based on their letterboxd, and gossiping about my friends' enemies. Left-leaning, union-forward, sporty types who can call me out on my shit preferred.

2/11/2025 23:33:16 "Amateur writer and musician with day job in geopolitics (27M, NYC) seeks intellectually, creatively, physically ambitious partner (24-32F) for serious but not self-serious relationship. Enjoys walking (cities), walking (mountains), and walking (the boundary between countryside and small town). *PLEASE USE ALT EMAIL: flagon.nest1u@icloud.com"

2/11/2025 23:44:51 "- 19, male, chicago, seeking female 19-21 with similar interests: - love experimental cooking and baking projects; - love independently researching political economy, social theory, philosophy, marxism; - into manga, anime; - must enjoy exploring restaurants of diverse cuisines; - into abstract hip-hop, piano jazz, arab funk"

2/12/2025 0:37:38 Not-so-politically-correct, underemployed artist (M, 43), part-time in Vancouver, seeks a friend for microdosed hikes up the North Shore Mountains. Topics could be: robot construction companies, academic monographs, internet memes, whale science, geological history, aboral time, and wild-sourced foods. "

2/12/2025 1:26:21 Like new retired F model ride. Currently in storage. Low maintenance, bio-fuelled. Self-drive capable. Intelligent entertainment via interactive communication option. Warm seats, backrests and heat scarf package. Can reciprocate love to a skilled and sensitive driver. Options: short or long term, responsible partnership only. Ships internationally from Caribbean if required.

2/12/2025 1:32:35 Singapore-based student (23M), seek acquaintanceship, fun. Enjoys continental philosophy, interested in mathematicians, science fiction fan.

2/12/2025 7:59:36 "Hi - what a fun writing assignment in the morning! Berlin-based musician by birth, logician by training, railway safety architect by profession (37, F) seeks fellow radicals for uncomplicated joyous interaction full of long discussions over good wine and placat (I think poster, AT) painting. If you're intimidated by fiercely intelligent, sexually free mothers in poly-ish relationship nets, better save it. (Bad coffee is a deal-braker.)

2/12/2025 2:47:53 Guilt-ridden soon-to-be corporate lawyer (24M, Sydney) seeks (F, 21+) cuties who can be tolerant of a nut allergy. Enjoys private law, industrial policy, 70s cinema, jazz and funk, raw denim, menswear and communist history.

2/12/2025 2:59:03 South pacific based economist (44M)seeks pen pal for long walks on the beach

2/12/2025 2:59:29 "Globalized political economist (36M, Vancouver) seeking partner (F, 29-38) for embedded, decommodified exchanges. Likes mountains, snow, playing sports, throwing discs.” alternate email: numbersaregood@hotmail.com

2/12/2025 3:10:11 Frankfurt-based foreign policy and terrorism researcher (22M) seeks partner to explore North Africa and the Middle East off the beaten path. Safe return doubtful, honor and recognition in event of success. Enjoys white wine, history of the Nabateans and photography.

2/12/2025 3:22:30 London-based, jazzy, rave-y and policy-y (29M), seeks poly, nerdy/artsy friends (perhaps FWB? - W/enby). Makes the best coffee in town. The only one not complaining about PhD life.

2/12/2025 3:36:09 Aspiring financial regulator down under (26M) seeks fellow traveller (23+F) to escape with into as-yet unmined Australian wilderness, beaches or the French Alps. Democratic socialists with predilections for neo-psychedelica, credit policy, historical fiction, hikes and swims are encouraged to apply.

2/12/2025 5:13:53 I’m on at least two terrorist watchlists, but OFAC hasn’t seized my assets yet! Rabble-rouser (43M) in search of Africa/Middle-East-based accomplice (25-70F) to help me spend funds of uncertain provenance before Trump fully staffs Treasury. Send your imaginative spending proposals here! Those with shared interests in post-Qutb Islamic thought, ultra-left French politics, and chemistry, deeply appreciated.

2/12/2025 5:53:23 London-based comms consultant and writer (24NB) seeks (23-32, any gender) passion and partnership, will settle for a visa marriage. Likes modernist literature, film, and sichuan food. Good with pets, parents, and Pisces men.

2/12/2025 6:43:24 Aspiring systems & cybernetics phd (28m, poly, Stockholm) seeks any or many for quiet evenings in (~25-35), lively conversation (0-99) or other vigorous exchange (~25-35). Particularly charmed by gnc folks, enjoys police procedurals, feeding animals, dance, organizing files, and tender touch.

2/12/2025 6:46:10 London-based economics PhD student with Polish-American background (30M) looking for a woman into history and political economy, but also someone who loves traveling, nature, meditation and cooking.

2/12/2025 7:29:49 All you want for Valentines Day are the means of production? Or do you want to find solace together in desperate times sur l´eau while reading Peter Gordon? Educator (45m, Berlin and Portugal) looking for W/NB- serious, casual, poly or just poking fun at ATs reformism, we will figure it out.

2/12/2025 8:09:03 Still idealistic aid worker (M58 - Oslo Norway) seeks constant distraction, support (F 45-58) and possibly consolation to avoid current realities and persist in imagining a world where solidarity can continue to cross borders, aid can continue to form part of the human face of an international order and global equity is seen as a public good.

2/12/2025 11:32:23 Suburban mouse in the big city (39, F, NYC) seeks (36-44, M, NYC) to be serious and have fun with in the best urban agglomeration in the world. Must enjoy parks (Central, Prospect, or otherwise) and Simpsons references. If you know who Juan Linz is or have read The Wages of Destruction, I might be your girl...but ok if not. Let's find out!" thaylowforest@gmail.com

2/12/2025 11:34:31 meditative scientist / winemaker (26M) seeks (21-30F) to share a glass with. enjoys bathhouses, contemporary dance, making tortellini and bossa nova. must believe in a little magic.

2/12/2025 12:40:24 Walking cliche—leftist poly moralistic pervy Jewish-atheist psychoanalyzed professor (41M, NYC)—longs for life partner (F) for love, partnership, and family, but I guess DTF as well. Serious hobbies include music collecting like "hipster" discourse were still ongoing, underground nightlife, politics and policy, weightlifting, textiles, my dog, psychotherapy, and butts. I'm fun, hot, stylish, socially adept, emotionally intelligent, romantic, masc (with appropriate discomfort/dysphoria about it) and seeking the same but femme. References from exes and journal referee reports available upon request.

2/12/2025 13:10:44 (M23) London-based analyst looking for (F20-27) to find love in discussing FTAV latest blog post, latest macroeconomic and geopolitical developments, markets and history. Preferably based in London but open to global however must be college educated. Essentially looking for female version of myself. Please respond by stating your market outlook for any asset for this year! I'm desperate to make some money....

2/12/2025 13:35:13 "Left vacant by so much German enthusiasm for genocide, this Berlin-based widower is ready to leave this shithole. Or at least make fun of it. Looking for a partner (F) to join me. I write books that no one reads and I often get falsely accused of being a spy.

2/12/2025 13:53:03 Big Game hunter (65M) seeks F (40-50) to join in the fun of the chase. Lions, tigers and elephants are not the targets (they've done nothing to me); instead the object is to track down and trap rent-seeking parasites who feed off the vulnerable in our capitalist economy and annoy the hell out of me. Already have the heads of senior managers at HMRC and property firms adorning the living room. Come and check out my trophies! Based in U.K.

2/12/2025 15:36:31 Angry middle-aged man seeks pliant partner of either sex. Must enjoy staying in and shouting at the news. Into ChapStick, Basil Brush, Florence in Magic Roundabout and Ian Gillan era Deep Purple. No need to meet or talk. Just answer the phone and say “yes” if my mum calls and can’t believe that I have a girl/boy friend. Willing to do odd jobs (remotely) and share Twitter/X/BlueSky handle. DMs only. No vegans.

2/12/2025 15:48:23 Mexico City-based outdoorsy and chatty polyglot (23M) seeks (F, 20-26) to have tons of laughs (sometimes over drinks), go out on walks, and go biking. Open to a casual or serious relationship. Enjoys all kind of music, reading about politics and economics, clubbing, and 18th to 20th century philosophy.

2/12/2025 16:04:16 Entrepreneur by day and bibliophile by night (44M, New York) seeking a strong, independent woman who’s as passionate about page-turners as she is about life’s little mischiefs. Let’s swap witty banter over cozy reading sessions, dive into spirited debates, and become partners in assorted crimes!

2/12/2025 16:25:21 Anyone on Vancouver Island ?! Business owner (52F) in Comox Valley seeks (M, 30-60) for thought provoking pillow talk. Must be fit, active and sex-positive.

2/12/2025 17:43:23 History-book-reading government economist (31M, London) seeks (F) to argue about politics with. Nights-in but not too nights-in, outdoorsy but not too outdoorsy. Has read "The Wages of Destruction" three times through, which is probably too much - I promise I can be normal and have normal interests as well!

2/12/2025 18:36:07 Art-loving political scientist (27M, London) seeks a co-conspirator (F, 24-35) to plot against Elon Musk while wandering through galleries. Open to something casual or serious —so long as you enjoy philosophical speculation and rants on EU politics.

2/12/2025 18:57:20 Australian undergraduate scholar of Interwar/Wartime Asia (21NB) seeks their true long-term project (M, 21-28 F, 21-28); looking for enthralling conversations and relentless bemoaning of today's administrative parsimony in light of cold-war rhetoric. Must be erudite, ambitious, and keen on mutually self-actualising when alone together. Marxists preferred, Ungerians desired. If the idea of establishing an "International Journal of Comparative Mezzogiorno Studies" interests you, allow yours truly to aggressively attach themselves onto YOUR body-politic.

2/12/2025 19:54:33 Bookish media worker (F28, London, UK) seeks (M26-35) to split LRB subscription and Kinder Buenos with. Nice bonus if we fall in love on the way. Ideally looking for someone sarcastic but kind-hearted, with an appreciation for workwear-inspired menswear and a complicated relationship to the Dialectic of Enlightenment.

2/12/2025 20:08:35 M24, looking for F24+. Civil servant and economic technocrat based in Toronto. Open to serious or casual. Enjoys long, open-minded conversations, classic movies, good food, books, and cocktails.

2/12/2025 22:17:40 Grad student (23M) seeks partner (20-35F) to travel, relax, or solve the transition debate with. Metalhead, Braudel fan. Fluent EN/ES. Toronto, NYC, Buenos Aires.

2/12/2025 23:12:29 NYC girl (26F, DC) seeks human-generated companion (25-37M) for this life and/or the next one. Or maybe just for Saturday night ;) Must have Jan 6th whereabouts accounted for.

2/12/2025 23:23:44 Painter with a penchant for long walks and friendship looking for casual or serious relationship (woman 29 new haven/NYC seeking man 28-36). Reading Kathy Acker and styling myself after a book called more dash than cash.

2/13/2025 1:58:02 New York-based academic (32 M) seeking monogamous partner (M 30-50) who's inquisitive, curious, and empathetic. Must love dogs, talking about contemporary issues, and be left leaning. Sensitive philosophy/critical theory nerds a plus.

2/13/2025 2:42:40 "Eastern european trans weirdo seeks same. Me: F to NB, bi, thirties, yearns to explore intimacy and romance free from the shackles of cisness and heterosexuality. You: lady, gent or non-binary, mid twenties to forties, has a joy for life and a curiosity in others. Let's have a passionate online correspondence where we compare music tastes, trade very online jokes, swap childhood anecdotes and adult aspirations, and if the mood strikes, get on a train and meet in person.

2/13/2025 3:16:02 Awkward 36-year-old divorcee, based in Lisbon-area, engrossed (perhaps, better, inflamed) by Dante's inferno seeks casual relationship with human or anthropoid that can hold a conversation for longer than China's (newest) artificial sun record.

2/13/2025 4:18:14 Seattleite software engineer (25M) attempting to queer the STEM/humanities binary. Interests include: 19th and 20th century history, left of center politics, strongly-typed programming languages. Seeking (23-30F) to go on a couple of coffee dates before mutually deciding we're better off as friends.

2/13/2025 10:26:03 "Have you heard of Solarpunk? :) UK based Media Ninja with a focus on the power of Eco Stories (45M) seeks (F28-50) for ideas, friendships and adventures! Based in a Medieval Village with a Log Burner/ Vegetable Garden but also spends time in the bright lights and culture of LDN. Let's save the world together. It's a dirty job but......."

2/13/2025 10:28:38 Graduate student (26M, Ohio) seeks (F, 24-30) to accompany shirking dissertation writing. Likes art about post-90s ennui, dive bars, and attempting new sports.

2/13/2025 11:55:50 Coastal California philologue and translator (55M) seeks dashing, creative younger mind (30-50M) for mental exploration, tantric giddiness, and general bonhomie. Inspired (among others) by: Heraclitus, Wang Wei, Sibelius, Tanaka Kinuyo, _The Prelude_, and the number 5. Tell me what thought(s) serve as your provender; shall we step together into some starry beyond?

2/13/2025 12:04:58 Outdoorsy academic (35F, Boston or Europe) seeks himbo (25-39M/25-39NB) for introverted partying within a bourgeois working-class, conservative yet antifa lifestyle. Enjoys Buddhist philosophy and autopoetic enactivism.

2/13/2025 12:57:52 Staten Island based intellectual (50M) seeks F (40-55) who enjoys intellectual charged conversations and a love of techno.

2/13/2025 13:01:13 SF-based writer/editor/historian (40M) seeks partner (F, 30-50) for long hikes in the Sierra. Likes: embarrassing indie rock, dialectical materialism, a strong independent streak. Tell me about your favorite revolutionary or your favorite hot spring. cp1@stanford.edu

2/13/2025 15:16:46 Pastoral proletarian living in Chicago (36M) who loves speculative fiction, game design, and history. I haven't used social media in 10 years, and I haven't had a TV in 20 years because I find the former overstimulating, and the latter understimulating. If you like imagining how humans might achieve a post-scarcity society while drinking cheap beer, dancing to Italo disco until the sun rises, and prefer to read or listen to an audiobook, rather than doomscrolling to second-screen streaming content, hi.

2/13/2025 16:00:00 Petite megalomaniac (34f) seeks collaborator (ideally) or that failing adoring minion. MUST have chest hair and be at least medium handsome. NO POETS. Must be at war w everything bo burnham is and represents— or French. LA/NY